I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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