I accidentally burped into my bong.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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