I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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