Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
how drunk are you?
Several
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Randomize
