We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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