I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We need a shit load of segways right now
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Randomize
