If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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