my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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