Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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