Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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