it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Randomize
