Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i think my cat just said my name.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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