Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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