In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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