girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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