Sponge bath it is.
her vagine was all disorganized.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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