The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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