This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
NoShamevember. You game?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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