hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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