so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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