Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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