who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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