Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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