lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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