She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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