If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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