I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
