just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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