i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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