You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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