for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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