It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I don't think brook has ever known best
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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