oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Randomize