How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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