Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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