he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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