Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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