I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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