i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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