I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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