Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wish life had little blips of pornography
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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