turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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