you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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