Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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