I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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