The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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