chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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