I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I think your dad took our porno
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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