no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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