i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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