1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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