i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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