All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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