he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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