You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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