I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
wow bdsm is so cute
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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