do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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